kitten, mommy accidently got "wizard high" and is now lost in the astral realm, im so sorry, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, i cant find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate
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[ID: Miles Edgeworth using the logic mechanic in Ace Attorney Investigations, which allows connecting thoughts. His thoughts are, "chess pieces missing" and "he is eating something". End ID]
WHY IS HE EATING THE CHESS PIECES????
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Anonymous asked:
cute girl at the hardware store once complimented my work boots and being the dumbest butch in a 50mi radius i said thanks and started talking about steel toes vs composites and how most womens sizes only have compsite toes but usually you need to replace those after every incident so steel toes are superior however composites are lighter and more flexible but if youre welding you need met guards anyway and she politely fled. hazards of hardware store flirting: might hit the special interest button
sapphling answered:
if you had done that to me i would have followed you to your car like a lost dog jsyk
I love it when people start telling me at length about their special interest because I just happened to have hit that button by chance.
Like hell yeah, please continue telling me all about it, no you’re not rambling or being annoying I like seeing the passion for it in your face, in your voice, and your body language.














